Lady Garden Maintenance

My sister decided to stop spending a small fortune maintaining her bush and cancelled her wax appointment.  I sold her on the idea of taking care of her ‘situation’ at home and took it upon myself to give her a crash course in shaving.  I bent, squatted and demonstrated various yoga-like positions for reaching to those hard to reach areas.

I told her how to maintain a smooth finish and recommended talc to prevent any chafing.

I knew she’d nailed it when I received a text the following day…

“Talc makes your farts smell like babies”


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