Baths are bad!

Baths. Sanctuary or sewer? Sanctuary right? I thought so too. It had been a long day, I hadn’t showered and to be honest I stank!  That said, there’s something strangely satisfying about your natural body odour.  It’s a novelty to let yourself go in world where cosmetics, deodorants and sanitisers are rammed down your throat….

Dog Sh!t

I knew as soon as I walked into the office that morning that it was me.  That acidic, sting your nostrils kind of  smell…it was coming from me.  “OK, I’ve stood in dog sh!t!” I announced, thinking this would rule out anyone assuming I had mistaken the nappy bin for my handbag (possible, but whilst I…